Remember that time the 12th doctor tried to take the TARDIS
headcannon in which that was actually 12 playing a joke on his past self
or he wanted to see donna again
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
OH MY GOD YES THANK YOU.
HEY ALL YOU DIPSHIT PARENTS THAT THINK GETTING YOUR KID A PUPPY FOR CHRISTMAS OR A BUNNY FOR EASTER WILL BE A GOOD IDEA.
GET YOUR KID A FUCKING STUFFED ANIMAL.
BECAUSE COMPANION ANIMALS ARE FOR LIFE, IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, TILL DEATH DO THEY FUCKING PART.
pets are not toys. they’re companions. if you aren’t ready to treat them as such then you don’t deserve to have one.
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals”
imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
I felt this needed to exist.
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
it keeps getting better every time I see it
today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this
Reblogging for Haymitch.
HIS FUCKING NAME IS WOODY HARRELSON IM DEAD